Parsha Shoftim: The Judgement of Torah

Don’t judge a book by its cover.  Don’t be so judgmental.  Judge fairly.  Ladies and gents, here comes the judge… The name of the this week’s parsha (Torah portion) is called Judges (or Shoftim in Hebrew), and it is a seemingly haphazard, hodgepodge, patchwork parsha.  Let’s see what kind of theme we can find in it! It starts out talking about appointing judges and how they should be honest.  It then talks about idolatry and how to find someone guilty … Continue reading

Parsha R’ay: Are You Willing to Commit?

So, how did you all answer the big question?  Yeah, I’m talking about the question in the title:  Are you willing to commit?  This is the big question that starts this week’s parsha (weekly Torah portion).  Ok, it isn’t really a question; it is really instructions to the ritual of choosing between a blessing and a curse.  So, I started by asking you a trick question, for the question doesn’t really get asked until we go into the land, which … Continue reading

Parsha Aykev: The Heeling of Torah

The name of this week’s parsha (Torah portion) is called Aykev which can mean the “heel” or “as a consequence of.”  For what I wish to talk about today, I think I prefer the latter. This parsha is the 3rd installment of Moshe’s last words to the people.  In it, Moshe (Moses)  tells the people that following haShem’s (god’s) ways will provide wealth and health and a bountiful land and victory over more powerful peoples.  He goes on to describe … Continue reading

Parsha Vaetchanan: Getting to the Promised Land (For Jerry)

hello everyone, Last week’s parsha (weekly Torah portion), we listened to Moshe review our journey from Mount Sinai to the edge of the promised land. In this week’s parsha, Moshe (Moses) talks about haShem (god) turning down his request to enter the land, all that haShem has done to get the people to this point, what will happen if the people forget haShem, which cities east of the Jordan are safe havens for unintentional murderers, the 10 statements (commonly referred … Continue reading

Parsha D’varim: YOU and Torah

Hello everybody, This week we start the final chapter in the drama that we call the Torah.  The book is called D’varim (Deuteronomy) which means “words” in Hebrew, for these are Moshe’s (Moses) final words to the family of Yisrael before they go and take the land haShem (god) has promised them.  This week’s parsha (weekly Torah portion), btw, is also called D’varim. 🙂 So, what does Moshe tell the people?  Before I start, remember that he is talking, not … Continue reading

Parsha Matot-Mas’ay: 80% of the Torah

Torah, Torah, Torah, Torah…. Why do I say Torah 4 times?  Because with this week’s double portion, we finished book 4 of the 5 books of Torah our man Moshe (Moses) wrote.  So, how do we finish the book called Numbers in English and Bamidbar, which means wilderness or speaking, in Hebrew?  The first of the two parshas (portions) is called Matot in Hebrew, which means staffs or tribes.  It starts off by talking about oaths and vows.  We then … Continue reading

Parsha Pinchas: A New Generation of Torah

It is that time again for a word or two on this week’s parsha (Torah portion).  The parsha is titled Pinchas (or Phineas for those of you with an English bent) and it is a strange beast.  The week before, we left our heroes fighting a plague for getting involved in idol worship and having Pinchas come to the rescue by killing a high ranking Jew and his Midianite lover.  In this parsha, Pinchas gets rewarded, and god tells Moshe … Continue reading

Parsha Balak: A Hidden Torah

Hello everyone, Welcome to the whacky world of Torah where things are not as they seem.  This week’s parsha (weekly Torah portion), at the beginning, seems one way, and then ends another way.  It is called Balak, and we start talking a lot about him.  That, however, is only to introduce our main character Bilim, who is hired to curse the children of Israel.  However, he tells his employer, Balak, that he will only do what haShem (god) tells him.   … Continue reading

Parsha Chukat: The Red Hefer of the Torah

Hello folks and welcome to the latest installment of ideas I have had or heard regarding the weekly torah portion… This week’s parsha (portion) jumps 38 years as we go into the last year of being in the wilderness.  However, before we get there, we read about how the ashes of a red cow can make a not pure person pure while making a pure person not pure.  Right after the details on how this process works, we read about … Continue reading

Parsha Korach: Who has the Biggest Mouth in the Torah?

The parsha (Torah portion) of this week is named Korach.  Korach was a leader of the tribe of Levy (the tribe of Moshe/Moses and Aharon), and he opened his mouth questioning the need for Moshe to be the leader, and Aaron should be the high priest.  He isn’t the only one that opens his mouth.  With him are 250 elders, including two from the tribe of Reuven, who feel oppressed by Moshe.  And of course we have the mouth of … Continue reading